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The Story of Citron
The Story of Citron
A long time ago, in the sunniest corner of California, a little lemon named Citron popped off a branch with a plop and landed right in the middle of a bustling packing house in the town of Corona. But Citron wasn’t just any lemon. He had a twinkle in his eye, a peel as bright as the morning sun, and a heart full of adventure. When he saw all the beautiful fruit labels being printed, each one full of color, magic, and stories. He knew he had found his calling.
While other lemons were packed away and shipped off, Citron stayed behind to guard the art, the history, and the joy of those vintage labels. Over the years, he became the brave and cheerful leader of Corona Labels, a magical place where every label tells a story and every visitor is welcome. And to this day, if you look closely, you just might spot Citron giving a wink from behind a label, still watching over the past with a smile.
Please enjoy some fun artwork with our esteemed mascot!
Awful Citrus Jokes For You
Awful Citrus Jokes For You
Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
How did the orange get promoted?
It concentrated.
How do you fix a broken lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Why did the orange join the circus?
It wanted to be the main squeeze!
Why do vintage labels in Corona look so sharp?
They’ve got old-school a-peel.
Why did the lemon move to Corona?
It wanted to be closer to its roots!
What do Corona oranges do on weekends?
They hang out in groves.
Why did the lemon refuse to leave the packing house?
It felt boxed in.
Why was the grapefruit so moody?
It was feeling a bit bitter inside.
What did the lemon say to the lime?
You look a little green.
Why are the groves in Corona so friendly?
They always branch out to welcome new fruits.
You know what my favorite citrus fruit is?
Orange you curious?
What kind of books do you find in a citrus grove?
Mys-trees.
What do you call a lemon who does stand-up comedy?
A zesty jokester!
What do you call citrus that falls on the floor?
A lemon drop.
What do you call an orange that’s good at everything?
A-peeling.
Why did the lemon blush?
Because it saw the orange peel.
What happened to the orange who got sunburned?
It turned into a blood orange!
What’s a lemon’s favorite dance?
The twist!
Why did the orange sit alone at lunch?
It felt a little seedy.
Why are lemons so good at keeping secrets?
Because they never spill the juice.
Why was the orange afraid of the blender?
It had a bad feeling it was going to get mixed up.
What do you call a brown lemon?
Moldy.
What do you call an orange that tells dad jokes?
A punny citrus!
Why did the lemon bring a suitcase?
It was ready to peel out of town.
What’s an orange’s favorite movie?
Pulp fiction.
Why did the lemon spread rumors?
It heard something juicy!
Why did the orange fail the math test?
It couldn’t concentrate!
Why do lemons make great friends?
They always bring a little extra flavor to life.
Why did the grapefruit get grounded?
Because it had a sour attitude.
Why did the lemon call in sick?
It wasn’t peeling well.
Why do citrus trees play lots of games?
They always get picked!
Which fruit are the worst in a car lot?
Lemons.
Why does lemonade need ice cubes?
Because it's cool.
I told my kids a citrus joke…
They said, “Dad, that was un-peel-ievable.”
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